that exclamation point should have been sub texted and a marquee with many colors and maybe some java script. oh, jay kay, we all know i don't know java script.
SO! the purpose of this was to say that I SET UP MY PRINTERSLASHSCANNER! .....
this guy does;

now i can scan all those pictures of people from second grade and high school and random shit and i don't know i have never had a scanner at my finger tips and i can also print things which used to be so hard because i'd have to e-mail shit to myself, walk out to my mom's computer when she isn't on it playing freecell/looking at pictures of lighthouses (while i have my weird obsessive quirks she enjoys being fascinated by lighthouses. i don't question it, nor do i support it, mummy silver is one of a kind.) and print stuff out. and it was hard! they'd get mad if i used up ink and it just was time consuming and not efficent. and this is just nifty. and i have a desk. remember that?
and then jason had to go and be debbie downer...
cat: i printed some stuff out and she like went crazy
jason:ha
jason:punch it
clearly this man is not fit to take care of an animal let alone another human being. ladies be wary! his beard may be enticing, and braiding it may bring you immense pleasure but deep down inside he likes to beat up anything of the feline persuasion.

my lovely lady exploring this new machine.
OH! the other news is that today i realized my good ol' not really so good ol' cell phone is dying. for real dying. because verizon sucks and i am poor and my parents do not believe in technology and we always just get the free upgrades (i never thought about saving up for a cell phone, always cameras, trips to places, dvds...) basically it wont charge. so, upon freaking out and knowing i had a shit load to do (PLUS i'm supposed to actually go bike riding today because yesterday fell through due to a faulty air pump and bitches i want to ride my ass over the damn lake worth bridge) i realized that the chances were verizon would NOT be able to transfer my numbers, pictures, ringtones, and other assorted goodies i have aquired over the year and therefore i'll be pissed. so, with only TWO bars of energy left i quickly typed out all like...200 contacts.
i know, it doesn't sound hard but i felt like there was this looming pressure. and once the bars dipped down to only ONE i was in a frenzy. and to make things worse people are not simply labeled in my phone as 'Katie' and 'Joanna', oh no my friends and weird people who have stumbled across this blog and are now regretting it. see, i tend to get EVERYONE'S numbers because i always want them JUST. IN. CASE.
cause you never know who one day will be drunk and passed out or in danger or whatever. so people are in my phone as...
BOOZIE NANNERS. CHELSEA AMERICAN APPAREL. JAMIEE CUTE FLOWERS. JOSH SEPTUM NO LONGER. KATY WILL B FAMUZ.
even my closest of friends have something special. KATIE BEEZE. LAURA BESTY LOVER! and then of course my family is MUMDADSISTERAUNT BEAR
do you care about this? no? oh, i didn't think so, but i wanted to tell you.
so now i have to face verizon, watch them tell me it'll be taken care of, like they have done the FIVE - i'm not even going to bold that or do anything to it because it's not even worth it - times my phones have been fucked up on random accounts, and then come to me and say i owe them $50 even though i'm under warranty and oh, by the way, i lost everything. and the worst part is i was saving to buy a new phone, because i need a good one. a blackberry pearl, or something decent, not this piece of shit. so. just. argh.
there is a plus to all of this. once upon a time there was candy and dan... oh wait, no, shit...once upon a time there was cristin and catwin and mama maria.... and they were going to move to new mexico. but then cat pulled out because she was planning a big intricate plan to end a lot of things and had been planning on it for a while and had made the mistake of agreeing on moving because she thought it'd be a good idea, and then cristwin and mama maria went and did their own thing. well, cristwin and catwin stayed in contact but didn't really see each other ever again.... but NOW! NOW!!! sometime in the sumer J month's cristwin will be wiggling her cute little behind down to the 5.6.1. and i will be all over her like white on rice even though i do not fucking understand that saying. can someone explain it? cause seriously. it's stupid.
so let us rejoice!
NEW PHONE!
PRINTER!
SCANNER!
CRISTWIN!
AND HERE ARE SOME GREAT SONGS!!
DC (unncy danny, obv) over at Glitter&Gold found a leak of some MSTRKRFT stuff the other day and this song has been blasting in my room for the past two hours, so i suggest you follow us cool kids (kinda like the band) and bounce low and download it.
MSTRKRFT Feat N.O.R.E. - Bounce (Extended Version)(Z Share)
now for the sappy people, i've always been a huge fan of modest mouse for years and years but now and then i'll go on big kicks and listen to them for weeks straight. but in light of recent events THIS song has been played a lot, so you should check it out, too.
Modest Mouse - Lives(Z Share)
and lastly i think we all need some of The Books in our lives and this song makes me get shit done when i need to. so listen to it, bitches.
The Books - Be Good To Them Always(Z Share)
oh, ps, i got this movie back after having lent it to a friend and her accidentally keeping it for almost a year, and i watched it on the plane ride up to pennsylvania and remembered how hilarious it is and just how perfectly delivered the dialogue is. especially on robert downey jr. and val kilmer's part. and of michelle monaghan gets major props for taking a lead against two veterans for her first real role. see it guys. or borrow it from me, but you only get it for one week. ps. the trailer doesn't even do it JUSTICE...d.a.n.c.e..
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