i believe my life's gonna see.

i am in the cult of snuggie. without a slanket.



i want it in mint green, one size fits all, my birthday isn't anytime soon but i like surprise gifts. thank you in advance, love!

i also want to work for them.

snuggie, not gawker and its blogging empire. my wit isn't sharp enough and i don't use 'wanton' in everyday life. so i doubt i'd meet their expectations.

i'm almost done processing all the everglades photos. unlike some people who are behind on processing photos hi joanna truman, i'm talking to you. icu thar.




on photo news;
THIS is the coolest fucking thing to come from the inauguration. it was taken by DAVID BERGMAN and i spent twenty minutes straight going through the crowd and looking at people's expressions, finding previous presidents and aretha franklin's hat. i'd like one of those, too, or perhaps just a photo manipulation of the hat resting elegantly on the jew fro.

bergman wrote this about the shot; "My final photo is made up of 220 Canon G10 images and the file is 59,783 X 24,658 pixels or 1,474 megapixels. It took more than six and a half hours for the Gigapan software to put together all of the images on my Macbook Pro and the completed TIF file is almost 2 gigabytes."

i think my favorite rock star is having a public nervous breakdown and connecting with the fans again. we all know that means i'll be wearing my 'destroy jess' and drawing on the much-needed tattoo to show support. and my favorite dirty junkie southern rockstars play madison square garden tomorrow and there are still pit seats available. i no longer want a snuggie, prove our friendship by purchasing me a $940 ticket. _{(even Rolling Stone took a bite at this show before praising them. everyone's on the KOL bandwagon! even favorite rocker #1. HA!)}

last night my dreams were defined by Radiohead's albums (in this order) Kid A, The Bends, In Rainbows, back to Kid A. the last time i peacefully fell asleep to music it was One Of These Days by Pink Floyd and i woke up to Nick Mason's horrifyingly garbled line, "ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES" not so much of a pleasant experience.

do: stop listening to the rolling stones. read THIS ^{(no, seriously, go read it.)} twice a day. prepare to become a lion for tomorrow night's fundraiser, growling practice included.

_{the love i give return to me}