the beaver.

dear world,

YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

someone, somewhere decided it would be a brilliant money making idea to let mel gibson star in a film called the beaver. about a man. and his beaver.

his beaver PUPPET. that he wears on his hand. and thinks is a real person/creature/beaver with magical powers to understand the english language and perhaps even chortle a response or two.

amazing, no? oh. it gets better.


LOOK AT THAT HUNK OF AN ANTI-SEMITE!

this is going to be one big failure-to-make-a-comeback hollywood train wreck. i am beyond excited, i'm googling the release date and seeing how soon i can reserve tickets. maybe they'll put this shit in the imax.

a girl can dream.

ps. while i'm dreaming, how about a beaver/woodchuck showdown featuring dave coulier, aka uncle joey? saget should get a cameo, too, just because most things benefit from bob saget.